A transcript of an actual conversation that summarizes our lives lately:
<leaving a store>
Me: Since we bought two items, we now have to donate six things when we get home.
Will: That sounds good. I’m going to start with your stuff.
Me: And I’m going to start with your combat boots.
Will: Then I won’t have anything to wear to work.
Me: Well, you’ll just have to go barefoot.
Will: No, I’ll just quit my job.
Wildling: <horrified> You can’t do that Papa! You need to work so we can pay for our house!
Will: That’s ok, Mama can get a job.
Wildling: NO SHE CAN’T! Mama likes to sleep in!
Life updates: We’ve been working on decluttering, Wildling doesn’t understand when we’re joking, and I like to sleep in.
Mellow, who was left out of the conversation transcript due to non-participation, is focused on potty training and proudly announcing Poop! and Pee! whenever she needs to go.